[Toy Review] Lovehoney Heartbeat Clitoral Suction Stimulator
Who doesn’t love a sex toy that’s as cute as it is functional? For many of us, the aesthetic of our toys matters and adds to our overall experience. This is particularly true when you’re giving a toy...
View Article[Toy Review] Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder II
Readers are constantly asking me for recommendations for good fantasy sex toys. And I’m often stuck for what to recommend, because tentacles and aliens and monsters and things just aren’t really my...
View Article[Toy Review] FirmTech Tech Ring
When you’re a sex writer, you occasionally send texts to your friends what would be objectively weird in any other context. I recently sent one to my dear friend SilverDom (who has kindly helped me...
View Article[Toy Review] Uncover Creations Synstyl Grinder
The grinder toy market has exploded in the last couple of years, with numerous manufacturers bringing out their own versions. These textured toys are designed primarily for people with a clitoris,...
View Article[Toy Review] Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder
Tentacle toys, and fantasy sex toys in general, are a massive and hugely popular category. Readers are always asking me for recommendations and, until recently, I’ve been pretty stuck for what to...
View ArticleNew Suction Toy Launch: Introducing the Suck-o-Saurus
Despite the date, I promise you that this is a real product that actually exists! Mine is sitting next to me on my desk as I’m typing out this review. You might remember Velvet Brands from the review...
View Article[Toy Review] Bodywand Vario
People with clitorises have wildly different preferences when it comes to how we like to have them stimulated. For some people, only the lightest touch will do, while others prefer a lot of pressure....
View Article[Toy Review] We-Vibe Sync O
Wearable vibrators are eternally popular, and every time I think I’ve seen every possible iteration on this theme something new comes along. With the promise of a toy you can use hands-free, a toy...
View Article[Toy Review] UPKO Remote Control Wand Vibrator Harness Combo
There are a lot of so-called hands-free vibrators on the market, from wearables to knicker vibrators and more. However, far fewer of them are actually hands-free in any meaningful sense. Most of them...
View Article[Toy Review] Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen
Those of you who have been floating about in the sex geekery space for some time may remember the Hot Octopuss Queen Bee which hit the market in 2017. Hot Octopuss rose to fame for their Pulse, an...
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